The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later
I regret nothing
And that’s how I ended my senior yearLesson: Never be ashamed to go alone
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.World War Tea
Sweet tea is delicious. I’m drinking some right now.
DO YOU GUYS FUCKIN MEAN ICED TEA !? LIKE THE ONE THAT COMES IN PEACH OR LEMON FAVOUR
The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao
My new infinity tattoo!!
is that a donut
No it’s my new infinity tattoo
ELSA’S. WEDDING. DRESS.
ELSA INSPIRED WEDDING DRESS.
FROZEN CREEPS INTO FASHION.
LOOK AT THAT.
I would wear the shit out of that dress. oh my god.
My mom just asked what this costs, she wants it as her wedding dress.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve