Martin Freeman responding to why he thinks people call him sassy (x)
DUDE THATS THE GHOST IN THE STALLS GUY. THIS GUY
IS THAT FUCKING OLAN ROGERS!?!?!?
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 428 NOTES?!?
723?!? GIVE THIS RHE NOTES IT DESERVES.
YO DANNY FENTON HE WAS JUST 14 WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN WHEN IT DIDN’T QUITE WORK HIS FOLKS THEY JUST QUIT THEN DANNY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE OF IT THERE WAS A GREAT BIG FLASH EVERYTHING JUST CHANGED HIS MOLECULES GOT ALL REARRANGED WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP HE HAD REALIZED HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR AND GLOWING GREEN EYES HE COULD WALK THROUGH THE WALLS DISAPPEAR AND FLY HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THEN THE OTHER GUYS AND IT WAS THEN DANNY KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO HE HAD TO STOP ALL THE GHOSTS THAT WERE COMING THROUGH HE’S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU HE’S GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOM GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOM GONNA CATCH ‘EM ALL CAUSE HE’S DANNY PHANTOMIf you didnt find Danny Phantom the least bit attractive then youre either lying or youre lying.did anyone else sing the song in your head. i did. yep.
I wanna do this with you
I wonder if I could use this to create a copy of that key and break into that house.
chances are you’d have to break into their house to steal them first
this is the worst fuck up in the history of fuck ups and my aunt drove her van into a house because a leaf hit her windshield
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.
How the fuck do you do this on accident.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE
Dude that’s beautiful.
i have to go to the doctors oh god everything hurts
THESE ARE NONE OF THE THINGS I WANTED TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH
this however i do not mind
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.